I feel like this is a good time for everyone to get to know each other a little better by answering a question no man or woman should be forced to answer. Sometimes a first date, a job interview, or a weekend camping is a good way to bond and learn about about a person's interests but I want to look a little deeper than that with the simple game of f#ck one, marry one, kill one.
Alaska's finest Mrs. Sarah Palin

Meg Griffin

2010's most haggard woman of the year, Linda Hogan

Do you let Meg live and risk being socially frowned upon by lusting for a fictional cartoon character by having to pork or marry her? Hard to say. But then again if you do kill her your forced to have sexual relations with a bleached and tanned wildabeast or a mentally handicapped politician. Which may be illegal regardless. Do you risk suffication by letting the african water buffalo have her way with you, or choose to marry into her pack of obnoxious relatives with a warped view on the judicial system and a juicing problem? And Palin, at first glance you'd choose to get it on with the Alaskan milf but then you're forced to deal with the issues mentioned above by either marrying a pre-pubescent cartoon or a womanbearpig. But if you choose to share your name with the Forest Gump of politics you'll unavoidably spend a lifetime of being doused with the foul sound of verbal diarrhea and likely loose a solid 50 of your own IQ. After enough contemplation, most would choose death, but in this case is not aloud. So put on your thinking cap and choose wisely. And obviously this isn't a game to keep to yourself, so please enlighten the world and comment with your answers and reasons for who you chose to f#ck, marry, and kill.