So lately I've been hearing rumors that a major tragedy could happen within the next week. Apparently Zack has been being pressured into getting rid of that sexy arrangement of facial hair on his upper lip. Frankly, I just don't think that its fair and will not stand for this decision being just up to Zack because that would be downright selfish. If you feel like me, or feel anything at all make sure you cast your vote on proposition 8 for the fate of Zack's most elegant lady magnet. Plus! If all goes well and the stash is chosen to serve another term on Zack's face, Brett Esser agreed to bet that the first of these two to get rid of their moose stash's has to compete in skier Slopestyle and Halfpipe of the following years Spring MASSIVE! Wow the stakes are high! I am literally on the edge of my seat. If you want Zack to continue being the young Johnny Depp of his time make sure to vote in favor our beloved friend, "The Caterpillar on Zack's Lip". But hurry up because sources tell me a decision must be made by Sunday! Thank you and good day.
Zack's Potential long lost Mustache
Brett gettin ready to rock that shit for life!