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So... its all about energy drink sponsors now these days, which dont come easy...BUT, with the right "bro-structions", YOU TOO will not be kept out of the Lime light.
Torestein's switch back twelves bringing you down? Haldors rail moves hurting your groove? Tired of seeing all your favorite pros getting last part? WELL,..NOT TODAY!!! Contact... "The Bro Who Knows"!!!
One day while enjoying a mellow fly tying session in the quarters of the Home, was talking to a fellow homie getting the word on what time to be chasing the trout come morning. Just when the evening was starting to settle down and was taking a quick glance at the beauty of the horizon, we noticed a fellow Amigo going for it in front of the stop light at the corner of French and Maine st, and when saying "going for it", were talking a mid-street U-turn of fury which landed this poor VW Golf (4 door to be exact), high sided in the snow bank on the other side of the street.
In seeing their confusion and stress levels rising, it seemed only right to use some of our fly tying stoke to try to free the poor VW. So,..I screamed for assistance, grabbed the shovel, laced up the shoes EXTRA TIGHT, it was time...
We approached the vehicle slow, in seeing the faces of the troubled Amigos (which looked to be complete confusion), we then knew this was what we were born to do, so we took this challenge in honor and prayed for the best.
In going for the "push technique" at the front of the vehicle, in doing so we took notice that this was no normal High side situation....for there was,..a puppy on board, which changed every circumstance we were about to face. It was not any normal puppy, because when we checked the cuteness on the scale of our handy "cute-ometer" (which we carry for all occasions involving mid-street U-turns of this type, was a scale 5...pretty mellow), and as we thought/figured...we've yet to come across any puppy of this level, for the "cute-ometer" read....."any girls heart", which is a reading spoken of in myths, but today...this myth came true.
Having to work under the pressure of 2 Amigos stressing and harshing our fly-tying stoke, while realizing the puppy held the key to ANY girls heart, focusing was anything but possible. BUT,...a few other bros who were out in hopes of freeing VWs in need, specifically Vw 4 door golfs with puppies of this level (ok...will say this,..these dudes were good, we're talking...REAL GOOD, for they stepped up to COMPLETELY cramp our style, and will also say this,...Our style...is ON POINT, so this challenge of Other bros stealing our Glory, WAS NOT GOING OVER EASILY...), after coming to terms that even "Heros" need "heros" sometimes, we joined forces... (not like power rangers, kinda like Dragon Ball Z, but..more like Poke'mon, where we all were screaming and jumping in the air feeling super sweet, but likely didnt look too "sweet" when only getting like,..maybe a couple feet or so off the ground in the middle of the street. Was mellow...)
The energy was really conflicting when trying to work together, their characters we perceived to be more like..."Winny The Poo Bear", while we were more like...."Transformers", kinda get the picture? HUGE ego killer...
After some time of "baby sitting" tigger/poo bear/Eeyore, we all came to terms that this wasnt gonna happen, not like we were going about it.... Of course, once the "Poo Bear crew" took notice of the puppy, all motivation was lost ( cant say we were helping much,..considering we were doing SWEET Transformer things impressing cars driving by), BUT...then, GUESS,....JUST GUESS, WHO drove to our assistance? No really..GUESS...
"THE BRO WHO KNOWS"!!!!
Ok ok ok..."The Bro Who knows" is here, BIG DEAL.... he doesnt look anywhere as SWEET as we transformers do, and looking sweeter than the "Poo Crew" was easy at this point considering they were walking away now making "Ooogy Booogy snoogy moooogy" noises talking about the puppy.
We took notice of this "Bros" approach of how to assess the situation, which started with some heavy claims of... "this is like...what I DO, like...check out my tow strap, been like...cut to do this all day, and like...done this so many times, you like..you dont even know!"
Yea yea yea... "BRO", go ahead, use your sweet tow strap, keep your heavy claims rolling, but...lets see you get the poor VW 4 door Golf out of the bank....
We were tired from doing SWEET Transformer things, so we stepped aside to watch the "BRO" go..
SURE ENOUGH....the "bro" claimed another Glorious moment which would then likely be spoken of to all the "Other BROS" through out the land.
Ok...just when we thought the moment couldnt get any WORSE, "The Bro Who Knows" pulled out his card and shared all the "New Freshest Moves" which were held back in this years Olympics that Shaun himself couldnt even learn in his "Secluded-Pipe sess". Were talking BIG AIR, 360s, AND....hold yourself in your seat, no...really...hold yourself, THE MISTY FLIP FOLKS!!!
In that moment,...life kinda..changed, we came to terms that being SWEET Transformers and not having these moves, just...wasnt gonna cut it anymore.
We just couldnt keep such an IMPRESSIVE experience to ourselves and the idea of such tricks yet to reached by the highest paid energy drink stars/last part Heros, just..didnt seem fare...
So...here it is, take notice, Copy and Paste, hit up santa now in advance, but....get in tune with..."The Bro Who Knows"!!!
(Please contact "The Bro Who Knows" before he gets "toe front rodeos" dialed in the pipe...Yea...IN THE PIPE!!!)
(If youre the dude who helped us today get the vehicle out of the snow bank in front of the apartments on French and Maine st and read this, a straight up apology is being written right now. Im a complete JERK for even trying to create some humor out of something that was a complete BLESSING on your part to the situation. For we couldnt have gotten the vehicle out without your help. I dont even know you and I really am not making fun of you in any way, I made this up in hopes of creating a few laughs because back home in WI people find humor in the name "misty flip", and Im a pretty "trendy tricker" and likely am not able to even do the Misty, so I hope you dont feel bad in any way for reading this, I really dont mean anything I said, Honestly, like...no fooling around, I really dont mean a word I said and bet youre a rad dude, because you stopping alone speaks measures about your character, and in looking at what I wrote, this speaks of my immaturity. If you do find any humor in this, awesome, if I deserve a punch in the face, its deserved and hope youll be able to forgive me afterwards. In writing this I realize how ridiculous this is on my part for being such an a--! Thank you for your help and hope we'll have a chance to ride together, for I really dont mean what I wrote, NOT ONE PART OF IT, and really enjoy riding with anyone. Another thing...You have a job and are working, I dont. Youre actually making it happen, Im not. So please take notice that Im some couch surfing bum right now not doing much, so Im likely not worth your punch to the face, but if you still wanna...I understand.)