Oregon Finally

So after two failed attempts I finally made it to Oregon. Seeming to be a really boring night I found some boring things. This guy was so bored he was out in quite possibly the most uncomfortable position ever.

Yet while driving into Portland there was a little surprise or should I say many little surprises.

There was a midnight bike parade. But this was no ordinary parade there was one requirement you had to be naked while cruising the streets. So there were several hundred slithering snakes and fun-bags bouncing in the cool breeze of the Oregon air.

In this picture let me remind you there are no pants just shrinkage. Oh yea and did I mention the bike seats make them point at you? Thank god my phone doesn't have a flash. Welcome to Oregon.